Julianne Moore Bares All for Bvlgari

Like Charlize Theron for Dior, Julianne Moore is entering the luxury lexicon of jewelry spokesmodel-dom, appearing in famous watch and jewelry brand, Bvlgari's, latest campaign peddling their 'Serpenti' line, among other styles.

Almost as jaw-dropping as her nude photo shoot is the pair of Colombian pear-shaped emerald earrings she'll wear, weighing 52.86 and 62.32 carats each. The stunning emeralds were part of Bvlgari's first retrospective exhibition at Il Palazzo delle Esposizioni in Rome earlier in the year.

Dare I say that they rival Angelina's emerald Oscar earrings from Lorraine Schwartz? I'm just saying...

The Serpenti collection is designed around snakes and scale shapes - a slithering genre that's trending big for 2010 (including Brangelina's line for Asprey). Bvlgari touts the new collection as a return to the design aesthetic that made the brand famous to begin with, with the A-lister ads (called "Eccentric Charisma") set to debut in February.

Does Julianne Moore's tasteful nudity and amazing emeralds make Bvlgari more attractive? I've always admired her talent, but have never taken her for the 'spokesmodel' type - so it's a surprise they would choose her out of all the other 'sell-outs', I mean, serious actresses out there.

What do you guys think?

Kevin Jonas Weds in Platinum and Diamonds

Trading a promise ring for a platinum ring, the oldest Jonas Brother (Kevin) got hitched to Danielle Deleasa over the weekend - breaking tween-aged hearts from the Jersey Shore to Japan. The Jo-Bro did such a good job designing his bride-to-be's engagement ring (Jewelry.com covers all the diamond deets here), I was curious if his taste would trickle down to the wedding jewels.

I wasn't disappointed.

The young bride reportedly walked down the aisle in a strapless tulle and Chantilly lace Vera Wang gown and wore a silk-and-crystal flower in her hair designed by Denise Leli. The happy couple exchanged classic, yet chic eternity bands crafted by celebrity jeweler, Jacob & Co (who also did the engagement ring).

Danielle's diamond eternity band is set in 18kt white gold and features round cut brilliant diamonds (totaling 3.83 carats), and Kevin's is set in stainless steel with single rows of brilliant-cut diamonds along each edge and on each side (totaling 2.24 carats).

And like many celebrity grooms, Jonas glammed up for his special day in custom-made platinum accessories. Designer Eric Aulis from CliQ Jewelry spent months perfecting the jewels which consisted of platinum cufflinks with 186 round diamonds (valued at $15,500); platinum tuxedo shirt studs surrounded by diamonds (valued at $8,900) and a platinum tie accent with round diamonds (valued at $5,400).

The Disney dude knows how to work the ice - nicely done.

41 Signs You drank Too Much

We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with funny paintings on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 41.

You went on a date but were so tired that decided to take a nap on a mat


Someone took a cool photo with you dead drunk on it and this picture became an internet hit


You have decided to wash up in the toilet


Toilet – there’s no better place to sleep


I always puke where I sit so the stinky people don’t sit near me


You make love to an invisible man


Where am I? What is this horrible place? Who is this? What did happen yesterday?


Even where there’s no place to sit, you manage to find yourself a place to sleep


Now I literally know the meaning of “You are in deep shit” :)


You want beer so badly, that even when your upper body part is paralized you can be found in the near shop


The gardener doesn’t even wake you


You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head


You’re using your hand as a pillow


You passed out standing up


Foot on the bench, body on the floor


No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?


Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies


“Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze


No sink, no toilet, urinal it is


Nuff said


You’re spooning a bench


You piss where you sleep where I wait for the bus


You’re trying to cheat on your wife with an ATM machine


You are the Hasselhoff


You destroyed the toilet


You’re this thing


You shouldn’t have been driving


The crosswalk is a crosscrawl


You were Santa


You are Verne Troyer and you’re on the run






You opened the door with your face


You woke up naked on the driveway


You wet your pants. You’re 42 years-old


You slept in a noble fir Christmas tree?


You slept on the stove and in the sink


You try to conceal your identity while looking at the camera


No guys even bothered…


Your buddy was ‘pretending’ to be a chick


You pretend you are that penguin stuffed animal


Any place and any time is nap time


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